Bathe tired eyes with salted water


Extract from Performance developed during Hospitalfield Graduate Residency 2016


An equal part of water and vinegar will remove sea-water stains on leather shoes. On other fabrics, sponging with one part water, two parts vinegar should do the trick.

If a fish bone is stuck in the throat, swallow large pieces of bread. If you have cotton wool handy, swallow this first, then the bread.

Wash your dusty collection of big sea shells in the dishwasher (full cycle); they will come out clean as china.

Bathe tired eyes with salted water.